When the Hole Gets Heavy

Ladies and gentlemen. Cease your goings-about for a moment and assess your situation. Specifically, I ask you to ask yourself a question both blunt and incisive: "Am I lonely?"

Please, really, take a moment and search your heart. You might surprise yourself with your own answer.

Tidying Up

(Note: This blog marks my first as a syndicated contributor to the Austin Catholic New Media blog. Check out ACNM's excellent New Evangelization-based media here: www.austincnm.com.)

Attention, Catholics! Do you want to grow massively in holiness? Do you long to kindle the great flames of piety and prayerfulness in your heart? Do you want to do this easily, quickly, and effectively, in one simple step? I submit to you an answer that will likely make every young Catholic cringe in despair and every Catholic parent pump their fist in glorious triumph: Clean your damn room.

On the Wooing of Women

Gentlemen, behold: I humbly present to you the Key to Women. But first, a word of caution, if I may.